Smoke, Lights, and Mirrors

Mid-twenties. Wanderer. Can be absurd.
Thu Jan 29

how to get on hottumblrs in 3 easy steps.

realrealsoft:

a) do you have a dick?
b) is realrealsoft online? [or any of the contributors?]
c) are you a tumblr guy posting self-pictures on tumblr?*

(*exception if these pictures are gratuitious, you are really self-absorbed or if any pubes are visible.)

then you’re in!
get it? everyone’s cool here. everyone looks rad in their own fucking way - even thumb guy!

ok, well maybe not thumb guy.

It’s far too easy to get turned on by this chick.