Smoke, Lights, and Mirrors

shinyredballoon: Maggie Gyllenhaal: There is too much amazing...

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:21:06 -0700

Maggie Gyllenhaal: There is too much amazing in this picture, even besides Maggie.

neonsugar:suicideblonde:guinnevere:blogoporno:sexual: via i697.photobucket.com

She was hot as a baker in “Stranger than Fiction” -

I've discovered Twitter, and I like it a lot. Wealth of information. And tiny urls.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:37:50 -0700

shinyredballoon: barelysarcasm:(via ogtoons) Darwin + giggle...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:40:32 -0800

shinyredballoon:

barelysarcasm:(via ogtoons)

Darwin + giggle auto reblog!

christinahaberkern: If you want to date me, you have to get...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:40:22 -0800

christinahaberkern:

If you want to date me, you have to get approval from this guy. (My ex-green beret pops)

I’d actually just want to meet him. Is he the story-telling type or not so much?

Robot Rebel.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:32:27 -0800

Robot Rebel. :

When they do, I will help build and maintain the Resistance Fighters.

Car Battery

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:42:33 -0800

Michael (prideofboston): I shit you not... I did roadside assistance for 3 yrs and NEVER have I ever seen someone electrocute themselves with a car battery... It's grounded... unless you crossed the poles... Did you lay something metal across the positives and negatives?
Coco: yes I did
Michael: jesus
Coco: I didn't mean to! It was an accident! I was pushing down on the wench and it went down and cross paths
Michael: lol... I hope you're alright
Coco: I am. My hand is burnt but I don't think I need to have it cut off. So embarrassing
Michael: LOL... You could have done ANYTHING to that battery and not gotten electrocuted... Anything except that. lol

piffle.

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:36:18 -0800

piratekitten:

i’ll be at the knitting factory tonight for gin & frolic’s show with 6od & begley.
there’s rumors of coco showing up, so you guys might as well get your asses there.
i promise you a good time.
doors open at 7 something, but i won’t be there until 9ish.
either way, you should come out & play.

Kevin, get a job. <3 u

missmlady: 6od: They were all just here. Some sparks were...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:34:17 -0800

missmlady:

6od:

They were all just here. Some sparks were flying. Coco got burned/electrocuted. And now an open letter… Dear Firefighters, I love you. All of you. Wish we didn’t have to meet under these circumstances. love always, Jen. P.S. Date me?

Oh and here is the picture. Thanks Jen!

Whoa

indieandyy: Bring in your iDogs, but leave your iCats at home....

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:20:16 -0800

indieandyy:

Bring in your iDogs, but leave your iCats at home. [Blame It On The Voices]

(via rand0mflora)

Note the pet owns allowed, too. Management…not so much with the grammar.

nedhepburn: whiskeyandgoatsmilk: i look kinda fat no you don’t...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:16:28 -0800

nedhepburn:

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

i look kinda fat

no you don’t you look like a babe.

witness

scaramouche: Matt Damon’s impersonation of Matthew...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:14:24 -0800

scaramouche:

Matt Damon’s impersonation of Matthew McConaughey.

Damon is the shit

HI EVERYBODY!

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:22:56 -0800

Been a long time, shouldn’t have left you.

rand0mflora: carlovely: This is the man who was on the other...

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:57:57 -0800

rand0mflora:

carlovely:

This is the man who was on the other side of the camera during Bruce Springstein’s crotch slide at Super Bowl half time. Luckily, he is a huge Boss fan and isn’t pressing charges. Although, he is keeping his Boss Teabagged Camera forever.

(via)

I haven't tumbld in days and it's weird. I desperately need a beer, life sure smarts right now.

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:23:09 -0800

rand0mflora: pie0: noahkai: beverlyhasablog: slackr: I...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:55:37 -0800

rand0mflora:

pie0:

noahkai: beverlyhasablog: slackr:
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this. Now people are looking at me, Thanks tumblr.

Yeah, that made me laugh too. Oh, high fives… You can be confusing sometimes

rand0mflora: indieandyy: apsies:suitep: Obama & Biden...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:54:04 -0800

rand0mflora:

indieandyy:

apsies:suitep:

Obama & Biden don’t think you’re very funny.

Double Executive Branch Facepalm?? No wai!

I need to know what they both just heard that made them do this…

"Oh look, honey. Another pro-lifer for war!"

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:51:00 -0800

“Oh look, honey. Another pro-lifer for war!”

- Best bumper sticker ever, stuck to the bumper of the car I parked next to today (via afghanibanani) (via allthatglittersispink) (via indieandyy)

The other thing that interests me is pro-lifers who are for the death penalty. Odd.

drned: this is exactly what California is like. exactly. if...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:50:11 -0800

drned:

this is exactly what California is like. exactly. if anyone tells you any differently punch them in the face for they are liars.

(photo via charmingmandy)

It’s why I moved here.

peterwknox: danhacker: The theatrical poster for ‘I Love You,...

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:27:45 -0800

peterwknox:

danhacker:

The theatrical poster for ‘I Love You, Man’

I’m so ready for Paul and Jason to bring the funny.

This will be awesome, undoubtably.

Can not wait.

"Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on the Internet and..."

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:24:57 -0800

““Our president’s approval rating is somewhere between pictures of baby pandas on the Internet and Free Beer.””

- Rachel Maddow (via uoma) (via soupsoup) (via thewordunheard) (via fareastmeetswildwest) (via peterwknox)